The Old Monk and the young man,
The Old Spice and the gentleman.
The Lakme colours and the lovely lady,
The teenage queen and her little teddy.
The Lee denim and the hunk,
The booty girl and her lot of junk.
The Beret and the French guy,
The Pagdi and the Sardar bhai.
The white collar and the banker,
The sulking boss and his rancour.
The Famous Five and the little boys,
The young lass and her stately poise.
The coffee and the gang,
The Coke and the bang!
The love and the flowers,
The painter and his Camlin colours.
The sexy woman and the Gucci,
The lonely man and John Petrucci.
The Leo toys and the school kid,
The Wall Street Guy and his Lexus hybrid.
The clerk and his Reynolds pen,
The Chivas Regal and all sensible men.
The Thomas Cook and the honeymoon couple,
Adolescence and a lot of trouble.
The Everest and a few,
All but me and you.